BrownUllstrup Productions

"Red"
 

"I am a queen. I am the queen of dairy. I am the Antioch, Illinos Dairy Queen employee of the month.  I can drop and make my swirl.  I can do a large dipped cone 7-½ ounces. Oreo Blizzard? That's really not a problem."

"Diary,

I'm going out for the pom squad this year. My mom says I should really "re-think" my decision and that my talent is my writing and I should join a "creative club". What the hell is a creative club? She has absolutely no idea what she's talking about! I'm really sick and tired of everyone in my business. I'm seriously on the edge of a nervous breakdown!!!"

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